Morning at the gym lockerroom. Two senior citizens converse.
“I just can’t understand how some people can be so intelligent. Doctors… they operate hearts, livers… even spleens!”
“And then there was this one who transferred a face.”
“Oh yes! Did the patient survive from that?”
“Yes, for a few weeks at least, eight weeks was it?”
***
Afternoon at a gym locker room. A cleaning lady is filling up the paper towel dispenser in the lavatory. A little girl comes to wash her hands, barely reaching the faucet. The cleaning lady looks at her.
“Can you reach the paper towels?”
“Of course, I’m already five years old!”
***
Late night at a train. Two teenage boys playing a first-person-shooter mobile game with sounds on in an otherwise quiet and sleeping car. The phone rings.
“Oh why do they fucking always have to call when I’m fucking playing!?! [pause, answers phone] Yes? Yes I’m at the train. Yeah ok, I will.”
***
[A guest post]
Morning at a pharmacy. The pharmasist offers help to a customer.
“Can I help?”
“Yeah, I’d need an allergy drug.”
“Do you have a specific product in mind?”
“Yeah, anything but the one that has the annoying jingle. It has played in my head non-stop for a few days now.”
“Ah, OK. Here’s a product from another manufacturer.”
***
Evening at a cinema. The pre-film commercials are running. A voice in a dog food ad asks rhetorially:
“Do you want your dog to be full of energy?”
A teenage girl in the back:
“No.”
***
Afternoon in a coffee shop. Two baristas serving one customer.
“What’s on the pulled oats you got there?”
“It’s the sweet chili marinade and I’ve added some parsley.”
“Ok, I’ll have the halloumi instead.”
“Can I put cottage cheese on top of the dry bread?”
“Do you want syrup with your chili chai latte?”
“No thanks.”
“Yeah… it’s better to ask and make sure.”
***
Afternoon at a café. A middle-aged couple. The man begins to converse.
“I thought I could buy some onion.”
“Mhm.”
“Bland onion.”
“Yes.”
“Like fresh onion. An omelette would be good. I could get some pineapple also.”
“That would be good, yeah.”
***
Late afternoon at a restaurant. Two young women tweeting.
“Is that like good grammar? ‘Strolling around Copenhagen’?”
“Yeah.”
[pause]
“Ok so I wrote ‘Casually exploring Copenhagen with this hottie'”
“With this hottie?”
“Yeah! Ok, look up cutie, smile, open your mouth, with your teeth out…”
[giggling]
“Ok, savage!”
***
Evening infront of a shopping mall. A young man talks on the phone.
“Hey you, yeah, I’m on the street, I’m outside. No. You get down here. No you come out, now. Now! You come out now! Yeah. [hands the phone to a young man next to him] Thanks a lot. Ok, so my friend comes out now. You give him twenty euros, ok? You just say it’s from me, ok?”
“…. well… nah… It’s too complicated.”
“Just give it to him, and then you…”
“Forget it. I won’t.”
“Yeah… well I need to… [walks away]”
***
Afternoon. A well-dressed elderly couple walk by a restaurant. The woman says to the man:
“Hey… look! A bottle of red wine, 10 euros! Should we go?”
“We already drank one bottle, darling.”
***
